You're so vain, you probably think this "blogpost" is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this "blogpost" is about you
Don't you? don't you?
Don't you? don't you?
You casually walk into a room, and expect everyone's world to revolve around you. You sweep the rest of us off our feet with your smooth and cool smile, and then before we notice, we're tangled into your web. I'm not really sure how you do that, or if you do that on purpose in the first place, but I noticed the trend.It usually start by you being really modest, easy going and smooth, but you're probably smarter and better looking than most, so it grants you immediate access to our hearts. I give it to you; you are fun, interesting, exciting, smooth, cool and playful. And somehow, by being all that, we all show off trying to be on your good side. And while we, the random people around you, put the effort trying to please you, you collect all our efforts to get an ego boost. I mean some people like to be the center of attention, but you! You take it to the extreme; somehow, you manage to turn every situation to be about you; even the most touching to me. It's just too much you!
But you know what, I have you all figured out. I know the puppy face that you put on when you want some attention, and the cute smile you abuse when you're fishing for a compliment. I know exactly what to say to absorb your storm of anger and I know how to give you enough space to come asking for my company again. I know all that, but I still absolutely adore you. I guess I'm still trapped in your web after all.
You're so vain, you probably think this "blogpost" is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this "blogpost" is about you
Don't you? don't you?
But you know what,at least this blog post is not about you, it's about me!
* All due credit to Carly Simon's original song, "You're so vain"
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