I've been having a couple of bad days lately, which I'm sure you all noticed. But.. and yes, luckily there is a major but. But, today I had a revelation. I'll walk you down my trail of thoughts so try not to get confused:
1- I woke up today and stood on the scale and saw a pleasant drop in my weight. Good start for the day.
2-You know how a while a ago I boycotted all hairdressers, and thought that I was standing up for what I believed in and made a whole big deal about it --> I was wrong
3-Knowing that all the people who I have been attracted to/had a crush on/been in a relationship with, were/are idiots(that was a conclusion based on a conversation with B, where we went through my romantic history and realized that what all of them had in common was in fact, that they are all idiots for leaving a magnificent person like myself)
4- A few years back, it was a ritual to have my hair cut or colored after ever relationship/crush that went wrong. I stopped practicing this ritual , I can't remember why, but I'm sure I had a very good convincing reason.
5-I went the hairdresser today and had my hair coiffured, nothing too fancy though.
6- Given 1, 2 and 5, I went home in a good mood, deciding to stop looking like a looser who sits in her PJ and put on some cool clothes and a dangling earring and then looked at the mirror and realized , I actually look beautiful. Well , not Charlize Therone nor Angelina Jolie beautiful, but Yasmine El-Mehairy beautiful. And yes, I can still pull it off...I AM BEAUTIFUL. (Call me snobbish, delusional , whatever, it's y blog, you don't like it, leave!)
7- Given 3, If I only fall for loosers, and I fell for him, that makes him a looser by deduction. Even though it's not his fault and even though he doesn't know I exist...but still.. humor me.
8- Deducing from 6 and having 7 , I thought that hey, I really deserve better than this. I really shouldn't be sitting at home thinking about how his day went, I should be somewhere nice and fancy being pampered.
9- Having just watched Sweeny Todd the movie (which I just only realized was originally a musical), and having the I-miss-London itch. I kept thinking how I'd just die to watch Sweeny Todd , Cabaret , Chicago, or some musical on stage.
10- Knowing 8 and 9, I realized, that I want a none-looser who would actually take me to things like musicals , gourmet dinners at the Ritz-Carlton or the Four Seasons , long walks by rivers (by it the Nile, Thames, Siene) , visiting museums. And that this is not going to happen by me staying here at home thinking how the day of some unavailable uninterested guy went.
11- Having reached 10 and reflecting on 4, I reached the revelation; tum tum taaaaaaa.... I subconsciously made up my mind to get over this crush, by actually going to the hair dresser.. so yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ... bravo zeww!
Having reached this magnificent revelation, I decided to celebrate by sitting at home in my PJs, eating Roz bil Laban and watching four more episodes of Grey's Anatomy but you know what.. I wasn't thinking about how his day went.. I was thinking about mine...so it's not that pathetic anymore :)
1- I woke up today and stood on the scale and saw a pleasant drop in my weight. Good start for the day.
2-You know how a while a ago I boycotted all hairdressers, and thought that I was standing up for what I believed in and made a whole big deal about it --> I was wrong
3-Knowing that all the people who I have been attracted to/had a crush on/been in a relationship with, were/are idiots(that was a conclusion based on a conversation with B, where we went through my romantic history and realized that what all of them had in common was in fact, that they are all idiots for leaving a magnificent person like myself)
4- A few years back, it was a ritual to have my hair cut or colored after ever relationship/crush that went wrong. I stopped practicing this ritual , I can't remember why, but I'm sure I had a very good convincing reason.
5-I went the hairdresser today and had my hair coiffured, nothing too fancy though.
6- Given 1, 2 and 5, I went home in a good mood, deciding to stop looking like a looser who sits in her PJ and put on some cool clothes and a dangling earring and then looked at the mirror and realized , I actually look beautiful. Well , not Charlize Therone nor Angelina Jolie beautiful, but Yasmine El-Mehairy beautiful. And yes, I can still pull it off...I AM BEAUTIFUL. (Call me snobbish, delusional , whatever, it's y blog, you don't like it, leave!)
7- Given 3, If I only fall for loosers, and I fell for him, that makes him a looser by deduction. Even though it's not his fault and even though he doesn't know I exist...but still.. humor me.
8- Deducing from 6 and having 7 , I thought that hey, I really deserve better than this. I really shouldn't be sitting at home thinking about how his day went, I should be somewhere nice and fancy being pampered.
9- Having just watched Sweeny Todd the movie (which I just only realized was originally a musical), and having the I-miss-London itch. I kept thinking how I'd just die to watch Sweeny Todd , Cabaret , Chicago, or some musical on stage.
10- Knowing 8 and 9, I realized, that I want a none-looser who would actually take me to things like musicals , gourmet dinners at the Ritz-Carlton or the Four Seasons , long walks by rivers (by it the Nile, Thames, Siene) , visiting museums. And that this is not going to happen by me staying here at home thinking how the day of some unavailable uninterested guy went.
11- Having reached 10 and reflecting on 4, I reached the revelation; tum tum taaaaaaa.... I subconsciously made up my mind to get over this crush, by actually going to the hair dresser.. so yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ... bravo zeww!
Having reached this magnificent revelation, I decided to celebrate by sitting at home in my PJs, eating Roz bil Laban and watching four more episodes of Grey's Anatomy but you know what.. I wasn't thinking about how his day went.. I was thinking about mine...so it's not that pathetic anymore :)
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